Today's Productivity Killer - Chainsaw - You're an evil skull headed monster whose aim is to spread terror among innocent, little herby look alikes. You have a chainsaw which you can use to cut down the trees and chase after people!!!
Childlocator.com - A $179 dollar watch with a gps so you know where your kids are anytime you need to. - Scott
ForgetMeNotPanties.com - Ever worry about your wife cheating? Want to know where your daughter is late at night? Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising? This amazing device will answer all of your questions! - Bart
Daddys Little Girl Gone Wild - Find out what happens when Daddys Little Girl grows up to be a boob flashing spring break whore - parody/flash - Marlin (NSFW/Porn Ads)