Upside Down Face Photo - 'Upside Down Face' Celebrities - a little photoshopping makes for a really weird effect.
Panda Porn - Scientist have figured out how to get those notoriously lazy male panda bears to put down the their bamboo snacks and start doing the wild thang.
Cactus Swinging Crazy Person - how mad do you have to be to pick up a cactus and start swinging it? Remember: it's full of sharp little prickly things...
Penis Tree Perturbs Neighbors - "Somewhere in Arizona a tree shaped like a penis is angering and surprising the neighbors." - NSFW
Rock Sugar sings "Don't Stop the Sandman" - imagine a heavy metal band stranded on a desert island since the 1980s with 2 songs to listen to. (Journey and Metallica mashup).
Extreme Mower Racing - The most fun you can have with a lawn mower at The World Mower Championships.
Today's Productivity Killer - Ice Escape 3 - Your helicopter has crashed in the Arctic. And aliens are everywhere, looking to kill you! Are you going to bleed to death, or freeze to death?