Smokers phone hold cigarettes inside - Smokers phone looks like a cigarette packet but is in fact a real working mobile phone complete with a handy compartment inside to keep your cigarettes safe.
Today's Productivity Killer - Robotic Fish - It's a "Fish eat Fish" world out there. Eat the fish smaller than you - avoid the ones your size or bigger. They want YOU for lunch.
"Free Whore For the Winner" - that's what the listing says at eBay Motors - if it's still up. Nudity/NSFW - Tim Linton