Today's Productivity Killer - Go Squirrel Go! - As the ADD Squirrel you seem to be, use your mouse to jump up toward the nearby clouds and go as high as you can. Grabbing the floating acorns will net you 100 points. Miss a cloud, you lose.
SpongeBob DarkPants - In Japan, "Nickelodeon" means "Bringer of Death and Nightmares."
Soccer Player Better Have Good Hiding Place - Some soccer player commits the ultimate sin during a penalty kick. A day later he moved to the US where we will never care about soccer.
Why You Never Hit A Girl - There are a lot of other reasons why you would never hit a girl, but you can usually count on the kind of reaction this guy gets.