Today's Productivity Killer - 247 Bombs - Annihilate your enemies by dropping bombs in strategic places. Not everything can be blown up but if you do well, bonuses like additional bombs, speed up units, extended blasting radius, and more.
President Obama, who likes to compare himself to President Lincoln, apparently cannot read.
White People Problems - Difficult crossword puzzles, in-grown hairs, and declining stock portfolios — it's hard out here for a caucasian. some language NSFW