Today's Productivity Killer - Paint Makers - Earn points by shooting globs of colored paint from your paint gun into the appropriate colored paint can. You'll need to adjust angle and power to get your paint where you want it to go.
Ship Accident - Apparently, the front fell off. - Greg & Machiko Call
SizeOfAMan.com - has just announced the world's first patent pending device designed to accurately measure ones manhood. Probably NSFW
Hydrogen Car - "BMW is currently “in production” on a hydrogen model. They have one that is currently on the road and seems to work quite well. I thought it was pretty cool." - Joshua Wood
China's pissed because Jack Cafferty from CNN calls China "...basically the same bunch of goons and thugs as they were in the past 50 years." Ha ha. Eat it, Red Commies.
Man Opens Fire Inside Busy Grocery Store - surveillance cameras captured the whole thing on tape. It happened inside the Village Food and Liquor in Milwaukee. (Click where it says "VIDEO)