Today's Productivity Killer - Sneaky Weasel Tetris - It looks like a spreadsheet but it's really a Tetris clone. This should lessen the guilt of screwing off at work!
Creepy World Trade Center Snow Globe - there is a longer and bizarre story behind this. Bottom line: it's all explained at this ebay auction being run by one of our listeners who has pledged 25% of the final bid to the September Fund with the rest going for new equipment for the Saline County Sheriff SWAT team. - Jeremy Hammons
Paris Hilton is searching for a new best friend for her new TV show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF." Visit ParisBFF.com to sign up.
"Authorities say an 18-year-old man is charged with elder abuse for having his senile grandmother wear a black mask and hold a handgun for a video on thug life in Palm Beach County." - see some of the video
Have a Slogan - just click Murphy to generate a random slogan
If you missed it, a compilation of Hillary, Obama, and McCain getting tough for WWE
F*ck the Earth Day - "Earth Day is for liberal hippie douches. Here's the far superior alternative. Can someone please send Kevin Nealon his $400 so he can buy some weed already." - NSFW