The Corey and Jay Show - Missing Links

ScaryWashingMachine.com - Just purchased for $5,160. The mid-1980s Kelvinator, which still washes clothes well, was described by its seller Mike Whittaker as once shaking so violently that he saw a porthole to another dimension open above it.
The Universal Record Database - The definitive site for human achievement. "URDB is an open, participatory database for world records. We welcome you to get involved, whether discussing records, beating records or setting new ones of your own."
The Sexiest Trees in Seattle - yeah, well sure they might be cheap dates but...
How to Make Golf Exciting - With this year's bad weather at the US open, USGA has added a little something to the broadcasts to make them more exciting.
Treadmill in the hood - Even in the hood you got to stay in shape.
Tornado Destroys House - Hey Dorothy, you better hold on to that dog!
Local Television Commercial - Furniture Store - Ok, if after this you don't believe in aliens then you never will.
Robin Williams - Come Together - Why does every comic want to be a rock star? So they can sound like this?
Guy Eats Bricks - You know the expression "Sh**ting bricks"? Well this is how that happens.
Congressman: "Smoking Lettuce Same As Cigarettes" - I think after they see this, there will be warning labels on lettuce to make sure you are aware of the risks.
Bonnaroo 2009 Fu Manchu Lady Dances to Michael Jackson - I think I saw this guy making my pizza the other day. Wait, sorry that dude had a smaller mustache.
Here are pictures of some of the best costumes poor people have ever come up with.
Spitting a mouthful of alcoho into a flame - that's a face fire!