Today's Productivity Killer - Warfare Transporter - Guide your ship from one port to another. Release bombs to take out submarines below. Avoid bombs from flying machines above.
We salute the 2008 World's Ugliest Dog winner. He's a one-eyed, three-legged Chinese Crested named "Gus". See some of the runners up here.
Christopher Titus - 1st of 9 available clips from his Showtime performance. "omg this comedian is the most awesome comedian EVER!!" - Lauren Howton
Treadmill Slap - If we had friends like this, he'd be ass-kicked. - David Morse
Reality Check: The man who sells us putty is now selling health insurance on TV. Hopefully, the doctors on this plan don't use Mighty Putty to glue you back together after surgery. Maybe it is time for universal health coverage from the Democrats. - Jo Nathan
TPK: PuzzelFarter - "Yes, it's another fart-related game." - Will Thompson