Bird Poops in News Reporter's Mouth - This bird must be related to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Too bad this reporter found out after he got pooped on!
Chia Obama TV Commercial - "When I saw what it really was I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my seat!" - Allison Tucker
Today's Productivity Killer - Alien Abductor - Humans; the trading cattle of the galaxy. You're a bounty hunter in search of humans to sell on the inter-galactic human market place.