1. Today's Productivity Killer - The Junkyard - You're the crane operator and you'll have to move all the trashed cars, trucks, and buses into the compactor as fast as you can.
  2. The president of Georgia, Mikheil Saakashvili, just moved his website to a server in the U.S. You can keep up with all the invasion news.
  3. The Health Benefits of Masturbation - good news for both sexes.
  4. Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me! Daily News Quiz
  5. Sure, we know the typical problem: you have a TIKI God at home but no TIKI mugs to sip your daily java from. Along comes Vantiki and the ugliest TIKI mugs ever.
  6. Completely Insane 172 Foot High Dive
  7. Mr. T: I've Been Pitying Fools for 28 Years! - Mr. T went on Bill O' Reilly to talk about Snickergate. The actor defended the commercial, and insists he's not homophobic. He's an equal pitying the fool offender.
  8. Car dealership sexually harasses you via advertising.  They're the "Butt Satisfier"
  9. Redneck Video Dating Disaster
  10. Idiot With a Stick vs. Tiger...WHO YA GOT!?!?  Some ads NSFW
  11. The 10 Fugliest Political Mistresses - John Edwards announced Friday that he had an affair. So here’s a look at the worst looking women politicians have cheated with on their wives.
  12. The Periodic Table of Awesoments
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