Today's Productivity Killer - Diamond Valley - You're in the Valley of the Great Egyptian Kings. For some stupid reason, they left all their diamonds behind when they died and went into the nether world. Sucks to be them! Cool to be you! Match 3 and take 'em.
Stronger Yo-Yo - too bad you can't get a college scholarship for yo-yo tricks.
History Of Ownage - "34 minutes long. And it has every face plant, nut shot, BMX crash, skateboarding accident, bear attack, sucker punch, explosion, Molotov cocktail mishap"...you get the idea.