Today's Productivity Killer - Hungry Elf - Jump up and grab everything but the snowflakes. The longer you hold down the mouse, the higher your elf will jump. Grab presents, ornaments, and candy canes.
Today's bonus ringtone from "It's Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Syphilis!" - Hey, Answer Your Phone! (to the tune of "Feliz Navidad")
Mug Shot Metamorphosis - 2 mug shots of the same guy. First, not tats on the face. Second shot: no face, all tats. One day he's going to wake up and wonder why....oh God, why!??
The 22 Worst Gifts on Earth. Period. - "rom Poo-Pouri to root-beer-flavored vodka and, yes, action-figure condoms, these aren't gifts so much as insults with a bow on top."