Today's Productivity Killer - Abombinaball - Life hasn't dealt you much: you're like some kind of glorified bowling ball. And you're stuck in 50 levels of a game where there are all these bombs that you have to diffuse. Ah, my kingdom for an arm or some fingers.
Today's bonus ringtone from "It's Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Syphilis!" - The 12 Rings of Christmas ringtone (to "12 Days of Christmas")
Dead Pets Game - Choose your dead pet. Throw him up in the air. Swing your bat. - Pedro